Dear Aunt Gretchen,
Here’s a few things I’ve learned that are definitely note worthy and I thought you would enjoy.
As you know, dogs are pretty awesome. Since our dog Tahoe is pretty big, it’s a lot easier to play with my other “dogs”.
Meet Wooden Dog. I can take him on short walks.

I taught Wooden Dog to sit.

I can even pick him up by the ears.

I tried this on Tahoe. He didn’t like it all that much. Ooops.
I did all this while rockin’ MY AUNT IS THE BEST T-shirt, which was a big help.

Aren’t you proud Aunt Gretchen? Now everybody clap.